Buck-Wheat Style

Sex act characterized by forceful foreplay leading to raw dogging (condomless) anal before finishing in the partner's mouth. Often favorited by rural laborers.

"I love it when mah man gives it to me buck-wheat style. I can taste the great feeling!"

"Oh man, I gave that chick E. Coli from doing it buck-wheat style... But at least she ain't pregnant!"

Guy wakes up in the morning and looks at friend.
Friend: "How was it last night?"
Guy: "Great, I put it in her butt and then her mouth!"
(They high-five)

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Never Eat Soggy Wheat

1 - A mnemonic device used by kids to remember the directions of North East South and West. You must point to each direction as you speak each corresponding word.

Example: Never - Forward, Eat - Right, Soggy - Backward, Wheat - Left

2 - Good advice.

Ex. 1 - Wait, is west on the left, or right? Let's see... Never Eat Soggy Wheat... Oh yeah, it's on the left.

Ex. 2 - Dude, this soggy wheat is gross.

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One by one wheat seed

The one by one wheat seed is a classic Minecraft joke. It is commonly a wheat farm that is only one block. It is commonly used on the first night of Minecraft thus it goes very well with The Green Top.

"Bruh you swear it was only for one night but not only do you got the green top, you got the one by one wheat seed."

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soggy mini wheats

An unexplainable procedure mini wheats go through if you don't eat them fast enough.

OH SHIT, BRAH. I have soggy mini wheats now, thanks to not paying attention to them on over half an hour.

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I LIKE SHREDDED WHEAT

A Misheard Lyric in Waking the Cadavers song, Chased through the woods by a rapist.

This Misheard Lyric exists because Chased Through the woods by a rapist is a Grindcore song, In which the lyrics are extremely difficult to understand, Due to it's Distorted Vocals and Overuse of Instruments.

I like shredded wheat! ROOOOOOOAAARRRRRRR4

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popped my bag of wheat crunchies

Savoury snack based humour, meaning to ejaculate, usually with great intensity.

"I didn't just Boff the Mcfly out of her, i popped my bag of wheat crunchies all over her to finish!"

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Your Son Can't Eat Wheat

Something you yell at people randomly as you are driving down the street. Watch the reaction, but try not to crash.

Hey your son can't eat wheat or multi grain cereals because wheat is a major component.

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