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Teeth tax

Extra money you have to spend to fix, replace, upgrade etc. because of a pet's destructive teeth
Teeth tax is commonly needed when owners have a dog that rips up its toys and you have to get the kind of toys that aren't easily destroyed, the extra money needed for these "high quality" toys, is Teeth tax

Another reason you'd need to pay teeth tax is when a pet chews up a personal belonging and it needs to be replaced

"Dang it! My ferret chewed up his hammock last night, and I'm not in the mood to pay teeth tax to get a new one!"

by Chicago Mj June 21, 2015


Pez Teeth

To have a layer of gritty fur left on your teeth after gorging on sugary candy (Pez pellets especially).

"Dude. I ate 4 packets of Pez this morning - now I got the Pez teeth real bad. I need a toothbrush pronto."

by RyanJL September 10, 2008


duck teeth

An aggressive snatch.

I was going to hit that but she had some serious duck teeth.

by Patientpants July 6, 2017


Teeth snacks

Offering of open mouth for kissing.

The girl that you have a crush on finally gives in for a make-out session. She gives you "Teeth Snacks".

by Craig Foster October 18, 2008


divorced teeth

a person with ugly separated teeth aka a mabrouk

Yacin:"look at that ugly divorced teeth mabrrouk"

by RYM_RAM December 24, 2016


Bulldog Teeth

Someone who has an extreme underbite, where his face is so horribly deformed that he has to hide from society. This person typically is a leech on society and takes out hundreds of thousands of dollars in student loans.

Dr. Pastor Rabbi Kenneth Fishman, also known as Kendick Fishtrans, has a severe case of bulldog teeth.

by Dr. Rabbi Pastor Kent Hopper September 24, 2018


furry teeth

When someone has so much plaque and debris on their teeth it almost looks like "fur"

I don't know how he can be cold with those furry teeth

by BKT123 October 13, 2017