Your dad

The most awesome person to ever exist on this planet. More awesome than whole grains. Both fish and women adore him. Everyone strives to be like him.

See also: your mom

Person 1: Wow look at him! Is he always this awesome and good looking?
Person 2: Yeah of course, he's probably just your dad!

Your dad

A ginger bitch ass nigga you got the declining hairline from. Or you don't know him.

Y/N: "yo, whats your dads hair color?"

Me: "he's a ginger."

*everyone in the school bullies you*

Your Dad

A "Your Mom" type insult typically used referring to someone's father going to get milk and never coming back.

Your dad is my favorite fictional character. He's fictional because he went to get milk 7 years ago and hasn't come back.

your dad

your dad used as a insult

"your forehead is big"
"your dad"

your dad

a mystical creature, with the calling of "father figure". legends told this creature had been on the mission to get the true unexpiring cum-like liquid with a sweet taste, the milk.

dude 1: yo bro my dad found the milk
dude 2: cap your dad hasn't been back for 25 years

Your dad

Non-existent

Your dad went to get the milk!!

Your dad

you as a person need to understand that your father is never going to come back and you need to accept that beacuse you cant just whine like a 5 year old. I say MAN UP YA FU--ING TWAT CUZ HES NOT COMMING BACK.

kid: hey wheres your dad?

you: idk

kid: how dont you know?

you: every time i ask my mom she says he is going to get the milk

kid: im so sorry

you: thank you