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When god takes a shit on all your hard work despite doing all the right things.
Bernie Sanders got the full Jimmy Carter in the primaries.
When a male tucks his genitals back, giving the illusion that his penis and testis have completely disappeared. Like magic.
Upon returning from the restroom, his date was slightly taken aback to find he him reveal the full David Copperfield after removing his robe.
Someone who has a line full of people waiting to date/talk to them.
Jennifer just broke up with John and started to talk to someone else. I swear she has a pocket full of names.
James Herriot was a 1980s TV series about a Yorkshire vet called 'All Creatures Great and Small'. He seemed to spend a disproportionate amount of time assisting in the delivery of calves by going up to his shoulder in the cow's 'birthing canal'.
John's wife had problems giving birth, a doctor had to go the full James Herriot.
The situation in which a human's sinuses are quite disgustingly clogged and the viscous residue which erupts from one's cavernous nostrils is the consistency and yellow hue of Custard.
Mo: Did you see that Fabio guy? He used his tie to wipe his Nose Full of Custard.
Mark: FULL SPEED!
Mark: *crashes into a wall and faints*
Jack: Did the stupid Mark just run at full speed and then crash into a wall?
Synonym of "wallet". A portable container for holding any amount of currency, regardless of form.
The container does not need to be full, or even contain currency, as long as it is where one would normally look for currency.
This phrase may be used when one cannot recall the word "wallet" or desires to use a more informal term.
Remember to bring your .. your .. um .. "bag full of dollars" to the store.