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Texting with your cock instead of your fingers and thumbs
I was cock texting the other day now I have gonorrhea
Having a desire to maintain communication with someone without actually speaking on the phone. Similar to arm's length but more high tech.
Friend: "Johnny's really cool."
Me: "I wouldn't know. He talks so much that I try to keep a text length distance from him."
The act of texting someone on multiple social media sites in the same moment. Leaving them confused or irritated most of the time.
Billy: Yo, why the hell did you text me on snap, instagram and facebook all at the same time? We just got done texting on insta.
Jimothy: Sorry for the Cross Texting. I thought I could get your attention by that quicker.
Example 2:
*George has a conversation with Walter on snapchat, as soon as they stop talking, George sends Walter memes on Instagram, George checks facebook and sees messages from Walter from over an hour ago, deciding to answer him there now.*
Walter: Can you stop Cross Texting me all the damn time!
George: Sorry, I do it religiously.
When You ArE MoCKIng somEonE oR soMEThiNg And a FoRM of PrEssiNG SHifT A lot Of TIMEs
"i DON'T DRInk or eat ANYTHIng"
No I don't and 'nice using SARcAsTIC tExT'
Texting a member of the opposite sex, who is not one's spouse or partner, for the primary purpose of flirting.
Sue: That guy I bumped into at the bar just texted me three times to meet for a drink later. Bob keeps grabbing my phone to see who it is.
Mary: Well, you're hot, Girl! That won't be the first time you got caught having extramarital text.
Flirtatious or seductive phone texting or email to a person other than one's significant other.
Dude, my baby's lost interest in me. She's on that phone all the time. I think she's having extramarital text.
Yeah, Bro, I just got a booty text from her!
When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.
Damn boo, I’m wet Dream texting right now. Hope your phone has a lifeproof.