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Captain Shartacus

A man who can't help but shit himself

Hey man are u captain Shartacus??
Yeah bro, didn't you know!

by ULTIMATE October 25, 2016


Captain Banana Pants

Captain Banana Pants is Captain Underpants' twin brother who does not wear any underwear. His favorite child companions are Nooger and Harlot, and he fights crime in his pee pee.

Tralala! Captain Banana Pants!

by JeffyFanatic5000 January 05, 2022


Captain Pisser

A glass of warm piss with two shots of Captain Morgan dropped in

Kid 1: "Dude, I just pissed in that cup"
Kid 2: " Sweet! Grab the Morgan and do a Captain Pisser"

by drummerjg March 04, 2012


Captain Suck

My OC, who is looking for ways to break da law

Captain Suck sucks, he stole shit from my room

by PhoneGuyYT February 27, 2025


captain toast cat

The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.

Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.

by Jus being real January 28, 2018


Captain chin

Captin chin someone who exceeds 7 chins

Guy 1 :that looks like captain chin
Guy 2: no that cant be they only have 4 chins
Guy 3: Cheyennes at work anyways

by 8th wonder of the world May 16, 2019


Captained

It's when someone is sitting next to something you can do the captains pose and fart next to them. Or in their face...... Even better!

There was an empty chair next to him so I captained him!

by Paulie Bhoy September 28, 2013