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When a guy takes a piss with his foot propped up on something (Usually the side of the bath tub) like Captain Morgan stands with his foot on a barrel.
I like your bathroom, I can pee Captain Morgan stance in it.
When you're an Amazon Driver and you have to rescue people that can't finish a route by them selves or have to finish there route for a plethora of various reasons
His van died on route and I had to go play Captain Saveahoe.
When an Amazon Driver has to do a variety of things such as complete another driver's route unexpectedly or rescue multiple people in a short amount of time.
Today, I had to Captain Saveahoe this new driver after she only completed 10 stops in 5 hours.
When your girl lays on her side with one leg straight and one leg bent at 90*. You straddle her straight leg and put the back of her bent knee in the bend of your elbow and plow ahead.
I gave Her the captain morgan last night when she was drunk and compliant.
A masterbation technique where you bend down on your knees, throw your shoulders to the floor and think about black pussy as you stare at the night sky.
Sometimes when I'm lonely Captain Miskawitz comforts me.
Captain America and Harambe in the same body. He fights for freedom and makes sure no one gets shot or killed for unjust reasons. He helped keep America together through hard times and still defends it to this day.
Person 1: "Dude my favorite superhero is definitely the Incredible Hulk"
Person 2: "Oh, well mine is Captain Haramberica"
Person 1: "Really who's that?"
Person 2:"You're looking right at him"
Person 1: *drops jaws*
Someone who has achieved 0 pulse, 0 heartbeat and 0 respiration. Known to some in the EMS/Law Enforcement as "Triple Zero"
We had a check-for-well-being call and when we got there the guy turned out to be Captain Trips.