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Regina's name for Killian Jones. This happens because Killian (OUAT character) wears eyeliner and he is hot!
Regina: I'm stuck with you and Captain Guyliner making eyes at each other.
Emma: We're not making eyes at each other
mainly the most awesome thing in the world but more frequently known as tom.
yo did you go to space like my boi tom?!?!? hes a space gunner captain bro
A man who can't help but shit himself
Hey man are u captain Shartacus??
Yeah bro, didn't you know!
Captain Banana Pants is Captain Underpants' twin brother who does not wear any underwear. His favorite child companions are Nooger and Harlot, and he fights crime in his pee pee.
Tralala! Captain Banana Pants!
A glass of warm piss with two shots of Captain Morgan dropped in
Kid 1: "Dude, I just pissed in that cup"
Kid 2: " Sweet! Grab the Morgan and do a Captain Pisser"
Captin chin someone who exceeds 7 chins
Guy 1 :that looks like captain chin
Guy 2: no that cant be they only have 4 chins
Guy 3: Cheyennes at work anyways
It's when someone is sitting next to something you can do the captains pose and fart next to them. Or in their face...... Even better!
There was an empty chair next to him so I captained him!