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unwanted-internet detox

This phrase is used when you don't have your phone/laptop/tab or whatever you use for the internet..but in reality this ain't true you just don't have it or your mom took it or you lost it and then you get it back

A: Where you were?
B: Oh, i went on an unwanted-internet detox

by LMALLLLANIYOM February 1, 2018


internet attention whore

A Whore who wants attention Via Internet.

She/He will say stupid things to get attention.

They will talk about their Depression 24/7
Or talk about killing themselves for no reason.

Tori: Whats wrong?
internet Attention Whore: *rants about depression* And all of that makes me sad
Tori: *tries to help*

Internet Attention whore: Vic Send nudes or ill kill myself i have the rope right here.
Tori: .... Dont hurt yourself
Internet Attention whore: Then send nudes please...

internet Attention whore: So I want to die Because My parents made me break up with someone i love and is forcing me to date this awesomely hot guy instead.
Angel: Ooof :joy:

by Innverted November 21, 2018


internet pic syndrome

Also known as IPS, a disorder that women develop from years of posting pictures on the internet. Characterized by a weird pose that includes one hip turned to the camera, one hand on the hip, and a tilted head, with or without duck lips.

Pose may vary slightly from girl to girl.

Dude one: Why does this chick make the same pose in all of her pics?

Dude two: She's afflicted with an incurable case of internet pic syndrome. Hit then quit.

by koolstick January 25, 2012


Internet Explorer 9

A good web browser, which is faster than Firefox and has some nice, but basic features. It lacks the add-on support of Firefox and Chrome. It usually gets panned without using by noobs due to their bad experiences with crappy, older versions.

Person 1: Dude, you're using Internet Explorer 9? You fag!
Person 2: It's pretty good. Have you tried it?
Person 1: I tried version 6! Does that count?
Person 2: NO.

by FireShark October 19, 2011

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Rouge internet man

One of the sexiest voices on YouTube, a dashing man

Liz: β€œDid you watch Rouge internet mans stream he did today?”

Goodly: β€œno I had to finish up a commission”

Liz: β€œlame”

by AsthmaAstrode December 26, 2020

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Internet Explorer 7

Microsofts Latest Weapon to combat FireFox.The New Internet Explorer,
In Beta testing (at time of writing)
any good? = YES much improved over ie6 Seems to download pages faster.
Firefox you Have Competition at last.

I downloaded Internet Explorer 7 and it rocks!

by Hamish Bond June 9, 2006

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girl on the internet syndrome

The tendency for male internet denizens to, in short, suck up to and give a lot of attention to females on the internet. This raises their chances of ever getting laid with said females by about 0.0%.

Symptoms of girl on the internet syndrome include making a big fuss when a person is found to be female, complimenting her every time she posts a picture, regarding her as a quality poster in a forum even if she isn't, giving her mindless attention, denying having girl on the internet syndrome, making sexist jokes so as to "prove" no preference toward internet females, annoying women, asking women to be e-girlfriends, alienating women, asking for nude pics, and wondering why women don't seem to be on the internet that much.

Person 1: OMG, a girl on the Internet! I better respond every time she posts a pic of herself by saying she looks pretty. Maybe I'll get into her pants!

Person 2: dude, you have girl on the internet syndrome.

Person 1: no I don't! Women belong in the kitchen.

Person 2: uhh, OK.

by kanapanapan July 11, 2009

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