A three legged hooker is a mythical creature that pirates talk about when drinking grog (a delicious pirate drink) or when trying to impress other pirates and/or winches. Technically, the only thing stranger than a three legged hooker is two pro baseball players making out on national television. Manny farmers believe that would mark the beginning of the Armageddon.
By the time the keg of grog was gone, each pirate had told a story about the three legged hooker.
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An activity usually taken place just after the brakking of the cherry.
"uh oh, I think just plug me leg!"
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A meal that is so good you pop a boner. A meal that is just phenomenal! Delicious meal!!
That porkchop dinner was a 5th table leg meal!
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n. When a person is multitasking excessively and their leg randomly shakes, twitches or moves uncontrollably. Typically occurs when there is very little time to complete said multi-tasks in. Can typically drive someone crazy, or increase inaccuracy of completing a task. Ususally occurs when the individual is working on multiple projects on a computer, hence the name "Computer Leg Dance".
When Kevin was trying to finish his Biology paper on time, his leg did the Computer Leg Dance as the clock inched towards the deadline.
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To get some ass.
Eddie Van Halen: Hey man, that suit is you!
Woo-whee! You'll get some leg tonight for sure!
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A threat that is meant to sound intimidating yet it comes across as comical.
Person 1: dude pop that guy's uncrustable
Person 2: I'll pop your leg
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A loose girl laying around legs open and waiting
She's laying around with her legs cocked open
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