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ECC, Easy Cheap and Close, a college in Elgin, principle benefit is free parking and ash trays, as well as proximity to Colonial Diner, features some fine ass women on scholarships.
i didn't get in anywhere so I'm goin to elgin Community college...easy cheap and close
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A false sense of academic entitlement that some community college graduates display after performing extremely well grade-wise during their tenure. It should be noted that this same student would most likely perform at or below average at a more difficult private or public univeristy, thus disovering reality. The symptoms seem to manifest themselves mainly in young women who believe a japanese introductry class and a passing grade in photoshop give them the footing to debate proust.
Jan: yeah so I graduated from GCC with a 4.0, like I'm really smart and don't agree with George Bush.
Cliff: Really, like his foreign policy or mishandling of Katrina?
Jan: Umm...well remember when he said, now watch this drive? I mean, c'mon now
Cliff: Hmmm, so that's your reason?
Jan: yeah, oh, and do you want fries with that?
Cliff (thinking): Big tits and a great ass, to bad for the community college syndrome
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A liberal arts college in Bridgewater, MA that is regionally known as a "teachers college" but, in fact, offers comprehensive curricula in many departments.
BSC has a large commuter population which detracts from an academic atmosphere despite that many of the faculty and staff are highly qualified. A majority of unenthused students fail to take advantage of the plethora of activities and opportunities offered by the college. The remaining minority go on to do fantastic things with their lives while freed of the immense debt incurred by ivy league and private school students.
Many BSC students drink their lives away. The institution, however, offers much more than that.
I'm thrilled I received such a fantastic education (and so many incredible opportunities) at Bridgewater State College and am still graduating with no debt! WHOO!!
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A school of higher learning where all you do is drink rubinoff vodka 4 days a week and take a bus around campus especially to Tilly for fun food bar and chicken parm. Located in between Boston and Providence and close to Cape Cod. There is an annoying train that goes through campus 15 times a day. Do not take Stan Ross as a teacher. Bridgewater is also the home of alot of fine bitches. There is also greek life which sucks because the girls are ugly.
WARNING: Dont feed the Grizzly!!
and stay away from 302 Durgin because gay rape was commited in there
Bridgewater State College is da shizzle my nizzle because Grizzly owns you with rubinoff handles.
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A very cheerful student who makes a room all brightened up
Vannessa was a chirpy college student when she made everyone laugh
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Having sex within one week with students from each of the five Claremont Colleges (Pomona, Scripps, Claremont McKenna, Harvey Mudd, and Pitzer). Unlike the somewhat similar Hampshire Five College Ch allege, there is no "easy, medium, or hard" classes in which to compete. As Yoda says, "Either do or not do; there is no try". Controversies over the fact that Scripps is all women placing them at a slight disadvantage and that fact the Mudders are possibly incapable of having sex.
Pitzoid: I'm one short of completing the Five College Challenge.
Mudder: I never met a Pitzoid that could count that high.
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a term used when calling something shitty, it doesn't even have to describe a drink.
Casey: Dude the cops just busted my party.
Andy: That sucks
Casey: Yeah, "Tastes like College"
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