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horse face

When, in a social occasion, you stand behind someone and make a goofy distorted face to mock them without them knowing it and sort of try not to get caught, although getting caught is the best part.

"I'm going to give them a horse face"
"Nice horse face"

by Badkneesbill May 8, 2007

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Obese Leader Horse

An overwieght horse seen on the Langley Grammar School, Psychology room whiteboard, leading herds of antelope away from Legolas.

"All hail Obese Leader Horse!"

by Twizt June 27, 2004

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Horse turd hotdog

I made it up. It’s a horse turd on a hotdog bun. Up in the north during the civil war when soldiers were starving they would eat these

Dang that’s one good horse turd hotdog!

by Defaultfance2000 March 17, 2019

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james bond a horse

A meme used when one is in confusion or lack of thought. The phrase 'james bond a horse' is inserted into a sentance in which a person could not have thought of any other words to finish it/replace it. Originally started on GameFAQs Modern Warfare 2 Boards by the user Oscar_Mike.

(1) person 1: aw man that guy totally ruined it!
person 2: yeah, he completely....james bond a horse

(2) person 1: can someone tell me how do defeat the final boss?
person 2: you have to get the ancient weapon and then james bond a horse

by Markwick99 February 4, 2010

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sexy charlie horse

when you get a charlie horse in your leg during sex.

i was not able to have an orgasm because i got a sexy charlie horse right before i was ready to cum!

by missmajestic69 July 23, 2017

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horse back sex

When you getting fucking in the booty hole because horses don't have pussys and you get in the position of a horse and you start fucking till your booty hole as big as the horse then you do to the mouth and you make the mouth hole so big that you can fit the horse from your butthole through your mouth

"Bro she's drunk imma try horse back sex with her"

by Como estas May 30, 2017

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gay horse syndrome

when a male, typically gay, sometimes bisexual, often a furry, has a massive dick
however, he secretly wished to be the bottom, but due to his features, he is relegated to top by default

I've deleted grindr, every guy I hooked up with wanted me to top because of the size of my cock, I think I might be suffering from the gay horse syndrome

by KateHanami April 7, 2022

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