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Uber bicyclist completely clad in spandex. Often the spandex suit is covered with logos of corporations and other brand names to make it look as if they were sponsored racers - the irony being they actually paid to be a rolling advertisement. They often tend to be aggressive riders in inappropriate settings, like public trails.
While riding on the trail yesterday, I was passed by a clod of spandex monkeys.
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Anyone who is noticeably arrogant, obnoxious, dresses inappropriately for the place they're at, and is completely aware of it, but seems to be desperate for the attention. Whenever one of these people walks into a room, everyone in that room turns and looks at each other, rolling their eyes in the same way they would if a monkey had walked in and farted quite loudly.
Did you see that guy at the gym wearing a gold chain, jeans and a wife beater, doing nothing but curls? Man. what a monkey fart!
Did John really show up to his kid's t-ball game on a sunday afternoon wearing a suit and tie? He doesn't work on the weekends, he's a high school teacher. He's a monkey fart.
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A girl who goes from guy to guy, whether in a relationship or just random sex, just for the cock,like a monkey would go from branch to branch on a tree.
" Rachel is such a cock monkey! She had 2 guys last night and I just seen another one come out this morning!"
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The skin that hangs from the female genitalia.
"She had a aesthetically visual hanging monkey."
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Like Deco, it's used as a racial slur towards the living dead. It is sometimes considered as more derogatory than the term Deco, but is often a lot more common in most undead situations.
Someone watch the barricade! If we don't mend it soon, we'll have flesh monkeys pouring through the windows!
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The belief that throwing enough shit at a problem will make it go away.
Our software vendors are using monkey logic with all the releases they have been sending out this week.
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Comes from the latent word TACTICAL UNIT HUB Monkeys. The name originated from the 1st Armored Division. They are actual Signal Soldiers, who are locked up in a cage like area. They often are allowed out to eat, drink and once in awhile mingle with the rest of the community. Spotting a Hub monkey is rare, they are actually on the endangered species list. Please be advised, any hunting of a Hub monkey is illegal and will not be tolerated.
Please, when you past by the soldiers, DONT Feed the Hub Monkey
Please no slapping the hub monkey, it will make you go blind.
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