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Friendly reminder that the only reason sin exists was because Adam and Eve ate that forbidden fruit. :)
A succulent asset of the male anatomy - the only part more tasty than the Adam's apple. Adam's bananas come peeled in Israel.
Brian: I like to chew on Adam's bananas when I'm feeling a little tad randy
Hezekiah: In Papa New Guinea, they cook them in a lovely stew to make them more tender
Brian: I'm moving to PapaNew Guinea
someone that looks up the despicable me script to prove his point but instead proves himself wrong.
Would scroll through urban dictionary definitions for 50 minutes to find a bad one and point at it
eats shit bread end sandwhiches
Do you know Adam hall? - The one failing PE
Adam and Eve were true lovers who loved each other so damn much they couldn’t give a damn if anyone saw that they nude with each other 24/7
“Did you hear? Rebecca and Steven walked around campus in the nude today!”
“Man, that is some Adam & Eve shit”
To edge is a masturbation technique (used mostly, but not exclusively by men) where you intentionally bring yourself to the brink (edge) of orgasm- but don't cum. Instead you stop and let the pleasurable feelings die down. You repeat this process of bringing yourself to the edge as many times as you wish. Although an orgasm is a 10 on the pleasure scale, the intense pleasure you feel while getting close to the edge is a 9... so by starting and stopping just before you cum you keep yourself feeling intense pleasure for as long as you wish, or until you orgasm, or your hard on goes limp. A sex partner can also edge you- usually by hand or orally.
I kept myself on the edge (Adam Copeland) for an hour last night until I couldn't stand it any longer and had to cum.
Adam is an extremely gay person who has biceps the size of chicken legs.
When pull out just before she orgasms call her a nigger bust on her face and throw peanuts at her.
The puzzled look on her face when I stopped thrusting was soon replaced with a look of anger when skeeted on her face and hurled racial slurs and peanut shells at her. Lit that bitch up with the Adam Jones !