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this is what happens if you don't wash your penis after anal sex.
Alonzo nailed Ebony in the ass, and didn't clean up. Now he has a chocolate dipped cone.
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The flaccid cum and period blood covered penis of a man who's the lucky recipient of period sex.
Dude, my girl's ragging but instead of head I got a lucky spaghetti dip last night...
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To shit in a female's mouth, after which you shovel it out with your dick and splatter paint on her chest. (Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket).
She said she was the dirtiest girl i'd ever met, but then she experienced the Louisiana Bean Dip.
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The act of puking into the partner's anus, sticking your penis in, and then pulling it out and proceeding to put it in the partner's mouth.
I gave her a good old fashion Alabama Bean Dip last night
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When a guy masturbates to near orgasm and before he cums he shoves a thin metallic wire down the hole of his penis supposedly enhancing the orgasm.
"I like to dip stick when my wife doesn't blow me."
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to subsequently fuck a shitty asshole twice.
Because my girlfriend's asshole had too much shit in it, I had no choice but to double dip.
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When a man places his genitals in a jar of honey and proceedes to slap a woman or a, "hood rat", across the face.
Eman: Yo, where's prick at?
Dave: He said hed be here sooner but he had to give dis ho the honey dip and whip!
Eman: Word.
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