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When a man uses a snake skin for a substitute for a condom.
Jeff: man I'd rather a Mississippi snake sock than a condom.
This girl down town would want you to wear A Mississippi snake sock when you have sex with her tonight.
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Based off of Metal Gear Solid, The Twin Snakes Syndrome is when there are two people (Male or female) who are usually friends, or siblings, or in any case extremely similar, yet almost exactly opposites. (It's also better if they look like Liquid Snake and Solid Snake)
Hey have you seen Carl and Andrew?
Yeah, they seem like good friends, but they fight a lot....
Totally Twin Snakes Syndrome.
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When your partner attempts to kiss you and so you stick out your tongue, similar to a snake, and thrust it into their mouth.
My girlfriend was leaning in to kiss me, so to mess with her I gave her the ol' Norwegian snake hole.
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An Oklahoma female's vagina is too loose, requiring 2 nails in the top of the vagina in order to acheive a satisfying sex experience. When the nails are taken out, the holes resemble a snake bite.
My mom just dropped her 11teenth youngin, so me and my dad had to give her an ole fashion oklahoma snake bite so we could keep fucking her (at the same time).
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slapping(if you a guy)or being slapped (if you a girl) by a dick after giving or getting head.
bitch how bout a trouser snake beating!
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The sexual act of having a partner, usually that of the Mexican race, coating their hand in delicious chipotle sauce. Then, with a minimum of four fingers, ramming the hand up the partners anus. This is the one instance where using chipotle sauce will actually give you bloody underwear.
Craig: Hey Joe, how was your trip to Mexico City?
Joe: Pretty good, except that i picked up this hooker and she gave me a Mexican trunk snake.
Craig: Oh man, well i know how much you love chipotle sauce...
Joe: Yeah, only now my favorite pair of underwear has blood stains.
Craig: Damn... better keep that stuff in your sandwiches for now on.
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The act of putting your penis inside another mans foreskin, thus sharing the one foreskin.
Those two wildcats are doing an Alabama Snake fight. Lets just hope they dont get too much pre cum and get stuck together.
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