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The equivalent of famous tiktokker Billy Beck, who describes himself as the “CEO OF POWERTOP”
Are you a power top? Yeah i’d let you ruin me like Billy Beck
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a gift/list giving to those you love consisting of your top 100 'things' within one specific catagory!
for instance Walker's top 100, compiling his top 100 women of all time onto a cd-r for his friends to 'enjoy', you might want to look up both the words tossing and the phrase too much time on his hands...literally!
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(Verb) The act of locating an obese person whose stomach fat protrudes at least 4" below the waistline, pulling their shirt above their head so as to immobilize them, then proceeding to pummel them with an open bag filled with a mix of sugar, cinnamon, and flour so as to generously it to the flop sweat under and around the many folds on their body.
Dude! We saw that jerk from the party last weekend and gave him a good muffin topping at the concert last night!
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The "top of the stairs" is a sexual act in which a female (or male, depending on preference) performs fellatio on a man, poised at the top of a flight of stairs. During or directly following the act, the man proceeds to forcefully push his partner down the flight of stairs.
Dave: Hey man,Janie came over this weekend, and I gave her the 'ol top of the stairs!
Taylor: Dude that's fuckin' awesome!!!
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Not to be confused with the Upper Decker, the Top Shelf is when one delivers his package to an unsuspecting mark's person or property to exact retribution upon a buster's skullduggeries and/or shortcomings.
Ex. 1 (body): That bitch-ass trick Lindsay Lohan was passed out in a coke induced coma, so I top shelfed her forehead while she fished out.
Ex. 2 (property): That mark-ass mutherfucker Jet was being a punk bitch on the phone with some wack-ass ho, so I top shelfed his margarita while he wasn't looking after sweating all day at the beach.
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many interpretations can be derived from the saying top shelf
1. something is pretty shit hot.
2. to describe material of a sexually explicit nature that is stored in the highest point of a shop.
and my old favourite;
3. to describe a female as being rather atractive in a sexully stimulating way
1. that shot you took was top shelf old boy
2. that dirty old cunt reads from the top shelf
3. A:"fuck me she is top shelf! marks out of ten i'd give her one."
B:"not half! woof!"
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A person who can't be defined on Urban Dictionary
"Hey Kelcy (not the real bubbles), What's up?"
"Not much, Shmangela, I just got a new definition for myself on Urban Dictionary."
"Oh, well, just like those manly men were saying, I'm way too top heavy to be defined."
"That's soooo awesome!"
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