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When you’re having sex outside in the middle of winter and the girl doesnt pull her long underwear down but you bust through that polypropylene with your cock to get into the sugar pot
I fucked this girl outside a bar last winter but when she pulled her pants down she forgot the long underwear so I had to break her Canadian Hymen to finish the job
Anal sex with a Canadian
“Barry, you’re such a good friend, do you want a Canadian Specialty Cookie ?”
It's for me Canadian Mario meanwhile you're watching the Canadian Mario song you have to give me head you sick Canadian
John:Have you watched the Canadian Mario show
Jack:what the hell is the Canadian Mario
When the passenger of a vehicle grabs ahold of the drivers steering wheel and yanks it causing them to crash into the ditch
I was driving my buddy home from the bar and that drunk grabbed ahold of my steering wheel and gave me the Canadian salt shaker, spun out right into the ditch”
When it’s -50°C on the western side of the country and -1°C on the eastern side of the country.
“Damn, this Canadian Weather is making my brain turn off.”
The Canadian version of flipping the bird à la branta canadensis, which involves hiding one’s raised middle finger beneath a mitten, so as to avoid outwardly offending a fellow Canadian (or in order to deceive americans). May or may not occur as they call out a cheery “sorry!!” with a jaunty lil half wave 👋🏼
Setting: -45*C, 🌨, miserable, somewhere in canadia
Wendy: *bumps into Tim*
Tim: “oh sorry!! ☺️👋🏼 🧤🦆” (🥊+🖕🏼)
Wendy: “it’s quite alright :) have a wonderful day!!”
Ryan: “shit dude did you just see Tim flipping the Canadian bird to Wendy!?”
Wayne: “No but I did see him throw up a quick glove goose to Justin when he was in Calgary last week”
Girl brushes her teeth with your dick and then flosses with your pubic hair‘s
I got cubes stuck in my teeth after I gave him a Canadian toothbrush