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Deja Noob

The feeling or sensation of experiencing a lack of skill in a video game in which you had previously been skilled.

"I loaded up my old Skyrim file after not playing for years. I felt like such a Deja Noob."

by MedievalKnievel May 7, 2022


Noob-J

a beginner DJ that has not yet had enough experience to be called a proper DJ, and thus, is referred to as a Noob-J by other experienced DJ's.

guy 1: That guy's mix was pretty sweet!

DJ: Yeah, but he's only been mixing for a couple weeks, he's just a Noob-J.

by stratos February 12, 2012


Noob Lube

Metaphorical pain relieving ointment for middle-aged gamers. Specifically formulated to relieve the discomfort of being brutally killed (most commonly by a teenager) within seconds of deploying into FPS war zone.

Jake: Right, get ready boys, we’re going to kick some….
Raymond: Motherfucker, some arsehole just one-shotted me. I hadn’t even hit the ground
Carl: Thank god for the noob lube!
Raymond: It still stings the ring
Jake: Is that toxic?

by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024


Noob water

Ian

Ian is such a noob water, dog water, and all of the bad things like that

by DmcM August 3, 2021


A noob

Louise tveito

Ahhh you are such a noob, just like louise tveito

by Bollekaka September 20, 2022


Noob plx

internet speech for "bitch please". usually used as a term of exasperation for someone new to an online game.

"Hey why is the AWP not on this server? its the best gun in counter strike."
"noob plx gtfo"

by car car vroom vroom November 20, 2008


Business Noob

When you don't have at least at least 100 Dogecoin.

Joe: I don't have 100 Dogecoin
John: Business noob

by Lego cool yes April 18, 2021