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A long sleeved shirt made from a soft woven fabric known as flannel, showcasing various plaid or checker patterns.
Also known as Flanell.
Brought to you by that Ukrainian guy Semion.
The dad at his sons hockey game was rocking that Canadian Chanel eh?
Using animal fat for Anal lube.
Save that bacon fat where having Canadian buttsex after breakfast!!!
a long fart that starts as a soft high pitch squeak, then changes to a hard mid pitch to finish
Alexis did you just play the Canadian Trumpet?
Where the woman (wife, girlfriend, mother, etc.) Shoves her whole hand into the man's rectum.
Babe im thinking we should try the Canadian tickler tonight!
When you live in Canada and you get a DUI, so you get a blower in you’re truck, you have to giver the old Canadian coldstart by blowing before turning the ignition, cold starting the truck
“Oh fuck brad got a DUI, he’s gotta giver’ the old Canadian cold start to get to work i suppose”
The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
He totally showed her the Canadian battle helmet! Didn’t know he shaved like that!
When a bunch of people leave work at lunch and hit up the stripclub!
"The office is killing me"
"Tony, Bob, Andrew, Derek....let's go its time for a Canadian Board meeting"
"I've had this stack of dollars in my office burning a hole in my desk!"
"Let's hope that dollar burns a hole in a g-string"