Random
Source Code

Ring around the dactyl

When a chick is performing the pterodactyl, the guys rotate positions so that each one can get some dactyl spit on their dick.

That little ho wanted to play ring around the dactyl, so we all saddled up and rotated on that bitch until bukkake time.

by Jereth Cutestory February 17, 2010


Coudersport Peach Ring

The act of pouring Peach Syrup onto someone's anus and then performing a Rimjob, usually this sex move is done to shut a whiny whore up

I gave my bitch a Coudersport Peach Ring to shut her up

by Dan McSour January 19, 2025


Ring Mandrel

A large metal, aluminum, or wooden shaped rod used in the jewelry industry to measure the size of rings and to jam in the pussy of horny female sales associates.

Also can be broken down to be pronounced as "Man Drill" instead of Mandrel.

(Bob) Hey Barbara, can you pass me that ring mandrel so I can see what size this customers' ring is?
(Barbara) Sure can, as soon as I'm done pleasuring myself with it!

by Definiapro20034 February 26, 2011

1👍 3👎


spooky spida ring

The ring of a mob boss. Legend says it glows in the dark and looks like a spida. You must kiss the spooky spida ring if you ever encounter it. If you instead decide to eat the spooky spida ring, it will be seen as a sign of disrespect, and you will get da sappy hand.

"I ate the mob boss's spooky spida ring"

"Did you get da slappy hand"

"Yeah"

by Strange snail May 19, 2021


Nipple ring

A weird way to say your boring

Nipple ring for not adding bacon to flatbread pizza

by Wee gosle July 9, 2024

4👍 1👎


Nipple ring

The funnest way to say your borning

You didn’t add bacon to your pizza!? Nipple ring!

by SwiftieFan13-19 July 9, 2024


Segregation Rings

A euphemism for the New York Yankees’ 27 championships indicating their insignificance in the modern baseball era.

Person 1: We have 27 rings, that’s way more than your team has.
Person 2: No one cares about your segregation rings bro.

by David Donald June 23, 2024