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A person who seems to stalk you on the world wide web, always first to comment/reply to any status update, tweet, blog posted by you. Family would assume you are the closest of friends, but in actuality you barely know this person. Band members or other public figures are frequent prey to this kind of predator.
In some cases, when your social life has become breached and a parent has become your facebook friend; this person is almost always said parent, which tends to discourage you from posting all together.
"I am being punished so hard right now by my top commenter on facebook. This 40 year old lady I met once in Utah has an off-the-wall "See More" comment for everything I post, she's a total status killer!"
See also: Status Killer, Punisher, "See More"
Alternate Example: "Oh man, I had the craziest night last night. I wanted to post a pic but "top commenter" would be all over it, I can't let him/her in like that..."
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someone who is so outta dis world, they belong on the top shelf - they are highly valued
"Damn! He is so fine....he is really top shelf."
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top ten places to go when you first receive your driver's license
the top ten includes fast food places, restauants, etc.
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Represents Hatian pride, unity & the rap scene in Lake Worth, Florida. Top 6 got false recognition as a gang or gang affiliated
(they are not a gang) after an appearence on an episode of Gangland on the History Channel.
"Dem Top 6 boys tearin dis club up!"
"aye dog, u get that Top 6 mixtape yet?"
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An attractive but overweight girl.
Guy 1: Man, she was so hot when she was a freshman, but I heard she put on some weight.
Guy 2: Yeah she did, but she's still a total pillow top. I'd definitely fuck her.
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wow! how does a car fold itself into its own trunk that would be cool to see!
man u shouldve payed attention in school
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a muffin top is where u see people with flab hangin over thier trouser, this looks like a muffin top hangin over the case.
i saw a girl with a dutty muffin top today !
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