Credit Union Hair

The haircut worn Canadian small town bank-tellers across that fine nation.

Just heading down to the stylist for fix my Credit Union Hair! Need to fit in!

Final Fantasy hair

n. The accidental or nonaccidental styling of one's hair to where it looks like it belongs in a Final Fantasy game.

After I washed my hair and dried it with a towel, it became crazy like I was from Final Fantasy.

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Anal hair tear

When a man plucks his anal hairs.

Jeff: Dude my ass hair was getting so long and I didn't want to cut myself trying to shave so I did an Anal hair tear.

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washing my hair

A typical excuse given when someone doesn’t want to attend a function but has no legitimate reason not to

Matt: Hey do you want to go to the crawfish boil on the 2nd?
Anyone Matt asks: Sorry Matt, I'll be busy washing my hair

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pubic hair sweater

Like the name implies, a sweater made of pubic hair. The ones with crabs are itchy. Black is the most popular color, but gray, black/gray mix, blonde, and red are also available.

Thanks for the red pubic hair sweater! Red is the warmest kind too!

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hair curd

the white smeg that sticks to vaginal hair

She was perfect, except for all those hair curds.
(see Mungo Jerry)

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good hair day

A good hair day is the most AMAZING DAY EVER. It's often mistaken for actually having perfect hair, but that's the least important part of it. Everything in your life goes the perfect way. You're happy. You're mom is happy. You finally get a dog. You're dog is happy. Season 2 of your favorite TV show comes out totally unannounced. It's not just regular happy, it's freaking DANCING-IN-A-MEADOW-FULL-OF-DAISIES-NICK JONAS-JUST-SHOWED-UP-ON-MY-DOORSTEP-HAPPY. You wanna scream. You look gorgeous, things just couldn't get bette-- BAM. YOU WOKE UP. You're screwed. You're late for school. You haven't washed your hair in five days. Its Greasy. There is absolutely nothing you can do about it. You're mom is yelling. Laundry day. You can't find you favorite black shirt. You've broken your glasses. Soap gets into your eyes. You're nail breaks. You're wearing wet socks. AND ITS A BAD HAIR DAY.

Martha: *ugh*

Dave: You okay Martha?

Martha: *covers face with ugly baseball cap* Stop looking at me.
Stacy: Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
Lana: *WHISPERS TO MARK* - ew what's up with the lime baseball cap?
Mark: Nothing. Give her a break. Its prolly just a bad hair day.

So basically a good hair day can be defined as something , with all due respect, TOTALLY NON EXISTENT. :/

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