The thing you make when some idiot is blowing up your phone and you happen to be in bed or on the couch and don't want to continue to be bothered but don't feel like messing with the phone to turn the ringer, off or decline the call, so you stuff it under the mattress or between cushions.
That was you calling last night? I thought it was that bitch Jill again about the ten dollars I owe her so I put you in a phone sandwich.
Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher
I took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to piss
When someone says something gross through text or call. Just generally through the phone. Your reaction would be to immediately say smash phone
"look Ken sent me sext. Gosh smash phone."
Knowing more about a phone then you let on
You kids think I’m so dumb when I’m actually phone savy
You're so yummy and so sweet
Simply alright and proper
I like your fat way 'cause I like them double whoppers
I often hear people on street laughing about you
But were you all skin and bones I couldn't cuddle up on you
You are so
Yummy yummy yummy yummy fat fat fat
*Laughs*
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When a person such as a parent or significant other uses their cell phone to keep tabs on you or to control your movements.
Dude, every time your girlfriend calls, you end up having to leave. When are you going to break that phone leash she has on you and hang out with your boys?
The spine or binding of a large phone book used to bop em.
Tight lipped Tommy got the business end of the phone book after not checking BC01 for metal