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Walking in a crouched position as if to hide an erection.
The other day I was ninja walking around the grocery store to make people think I had a hard on.
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driving at night without one's lights on. sluts often use this when trying to sneak home.
"my parents are in bed, good thing I mastered ninja driving."
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A tough and difficult challenge that involves personal risk and you need to be skillful to complete it.
Often entails suffering a degree of pain.
The scene: A shear crag with rocks and the sea below.
Dave: Come on Peter lets go scuba diving down there.
Peter: Are you crazy? We'd need mountain gear to climb down plus all the that scuba gear weighs a ton.
Dave: No we don't man, it'd be a true ninja test for us!
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Noun: The day one crept into the world. Best calculated by using your birthday minus, 9 months.
Dave: Hey, it's my birthday today!
Logan: But it's August...I thought your birthday was in April?
Dave: Aaahhh yes, this is my ninja birthday.
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One who has a Facebook Account, adds nearly anyone who makes a friend request, only checks or updates their account with information sparingly and then disappears again for an extended period of time.
Bob uses his Facebook Account like a one night stand, he hits it and runs. He is a Facebook Ninja.
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When one has consumed copious amounts of jager & feels compelled to show his ninja skills to the entire female population, when in fact he clearly looks like a complete tit!
JAGER-NINJA Your average alcohol fueled town idiot, hood rat, hooligan, retard. Often sporting a fred perry polo shirt, colour of choice - Pink
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a quick and dirty utility program written by software developers for software developers that can be used for ad hoc testing, viewing data, debugging, or other general purpose tools. It is usually passed around from developer to developer as other people find it useful.
Jim: It takes me 45 minutes to set up my machine for testing.
Bill: I trained a Ninja Monkey to do that in two minutes, I'll email it to you.
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