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I'm going to have a kid name him kyle but say its pronounced asshole
A person that would say a monster energy drink is his water.
Kyle: happy mothers day mom
Kyle's mom: thanks for the heart shaped hole in the wall sweetie
A quirky fellow that will have a full conversation with the scammers that randomly text him. He’ll create wonderfully colorful backstories to confuse and annoy the would be scammer and then send follow up texts in the days following. Kyle’s will also refer to things that happen “the other day” even if it happened years prior. Kyle’s typically have a very normal sized yet wonderfully shaped penis that will make his partner climax several times while wailing like a banshee. If you bring a Kyle home make sure your roommates are out or you may have to share him.
Elisabeth, “ I brought a Kyle home last night and woke my neighbors”
faggot,makes people feel bad for them, ugly, doesn't take shower or brush teeth, no chance with maddie, and lies out of his ass.
damn i found the worst person its like a kyle.
Kyle is a man who’s good with his hands: a Mr. Fixit and master of the sexual arts.
Fuelled exclusively by Monster energy drink. Drywall’s biggest enemy.
His farts smell like Dominoes, his eyes are icy blue, and he has a ginger forest on his grundle.
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Kyle seemed high strung at first, but he seduced me with his sultry eyes and a good massage. We broke my bed but it was worth it.. plus, he fixed it while we waited for our Dominoes Pizza. A true Kyle
Kyle a guy who likes to talk to multiple girls at once, he usually goes for girls his age but he doesn’t mind once he finds a girl he dirty talks them untell they are uncomfortable or they block him, Kyle is very persistent but still very sexy and irresistible, Kyle’s usually workout a lot and look like they take steroids, if you know a Kyle they usually can’t pull a cone and talk a fuck ton of shit abt people who can
Girl 1: ew, is that Kyle?
Girl 2: RUN! He’s in a white van!