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When you fart and trap someone under the sheets only to have it pointed out by the victim you in fact sharted.
Oh my god, Mitch gave me a rusty dutch oven, there was crap everywhere.
When thirty or more 90 year old men perform anal sex in a chain line while dancing to disco. After the 6 day ritual is over each man eats the genitals of the man behind him. The first man who still has his dick intact can then take a small but powerful machine gun and repeatedly shoot the other 29+ people. Then apon sunrise of the 7th day, the only surviver will masturbate to his death.
Yo Guys We Should Get Some Friends Together And Go Have A Rusty Chain Bone!
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n. A male-only party where the guests show up pants-less and give each other rusty trombones til they all pass out.
Dude, are you going to Steve's rusty trombone party next thursday??
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Being blown why your girl massaging your prostate with the dildo
I love it when my girl sucks my dick will she fucks me in the ass with her dildo.
I beg her for the reverse rusty trombone
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The opposite of the Rusty Trombone, in which the recipient is female. Basically, the male (or female) licks the receiving girls asshole while fingering her.
Man, she gave me a Rusty Trombone so I had to return the favor. I spun that bitch around, got down on my knees and gave her a Rusty Milkbox Ukelele.
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An old man (AARP status) has sex with a virgin.
I experience nausea, when I think about someone being a rusty can opener.
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UK based biker blues band. Renowned for their drunken onstage antics 'fuck em all' humour and hard driving blues boogie sound.
Their supporters are known as bum flashers
Somewhere In England is their seminal album
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