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The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus. The scrambled eggs comes from when the receiver of the tossed salad shits and cums in close time covering the givers face.
My partner loves having me toss their salad and I love when the scrambled eggs are all over my face. I love tossed salad and scrambled eggs, they're calling again.
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When a man squats over a ladies face, facing her feet, and as she licks his anus he masturbates all over her breasts. Then the man runs the tip of his penis over her breasts evenly spreading the seamen over the breast as if he were decorating a cake.
I had an awesome night; I had a Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs with your sister.
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Transport any food item into the past, being especially careful to not transport any poison substance, or you will die instantly or not EVEN exist at all.
"Were you hungry two weeks ago? Well, not anymore! With this new, innovative product from Happy Gay Gay Time Inc., ypu'll never be hungry again... in the past."
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When a blonde Asian female eats a rare Fiji mango. Afterwards, decides to make her male friend a bowl of Fruit Salad with the rare fruit. When she gets to his house, she lays down the bowl and starts to give her male friend a blow-job. Then she proceeds to throw up the chunks of fruit and it mixes with his semen and by mistake he eats it thinking it was the Fruit Salad.
Lin- "How did last night with Yao go?"
Sue Chin- "Alright, but towards the end he was acting funny!"
Lin- "What do you mean?"
Sue Chin- "Well, im not quite sure he liked my Fiji Fruit Salad."
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When your round a friends and he orders a personal chef and while you eat salad there fucking right there
Are you guys fucking? Are you serious!!! Right infront of my salad!?!
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An action performed nightly by dan bray
Hey Bray, did you toss her cobb salad last night???
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When a man eats three kinds of beans for lunch the previous day then when having sex with a woman he shits it all out in between her legs so it get's mushy and sticky, then they get on the ground and gives her ass-fuck from behind untill he hits the anal nerve that disperses all the shit in your colin causing a mass shit-sex-fest. Then while he's giving it to her mercenary style they role up in a carpet forcing themselves to be in a constant rage-circle of od-fashion sex. Usually resulting in a later day vaginal infection.
John gave it to his wife the night before. then he wanted to give her something special for their 40th aniversary so he pulled out his old three bean carpet salad.
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