Mexican Halloween

Noun.

A shared, festive sexual experience where both sexes eat signature mexican delicacies off each others entrepiernas (crotches) while simultaneously listening to "Spanish Flea", "Monster Mash", "Jarabe Tapatío" y "Thriller"

Pedro: Hola José nunca te lo creerás
(You'll never believe this)

José: ¿Que?
(What?)

Pedro: La esposa y yo tuvimos relaciones sexuales anoche
(The wife and I had sex last night)

José: ¿Cómo es eso tan difícil de creer?
(How's that so hard to believe)

Pedro: Hicimos el Halloween mexicano
(We did the Mexican Halloween)

José: ¡Ai! *Se desmaya*
(He faints)

Pedro: Sí, mi esposa tuvo la misma reacción. Incluso me llamó Speedy Gonzáles.
(Yeah, that was my wife's reaction. She even called me Speedy Gonzales.)

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Mexican Valcano

When you pull out before ejaculatig and ejaculate in the females mouth then slap her cheeks together causing the cum semen to blast everywhere... While yelling ole

Connor had a blast giving Tracy a Mexican Valcano.

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mexican social

Going out to eat with your friends at a Mexican restaurant

“You guys wanna have a Mexican social?”
“Ashley!Devon wants us to have a Mexican social”

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mexican nipple

A strange portuguese man

Hey Jamie, I really wish that Mexican Nipple would leave me alone.

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mexican saturday

Mexican Saturday is when you're sick at one or both ends after a Friday night diet rich in margaritas and Mexican food.
Can also be the feeling of regret the morning after having sex with someone suffering from a Mexican Saturday.

We had a good time last night but it turned into a real Mexican Saturday. He woke up puking from both ends and I regretted the hookup.

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Mexican Guacomole

Eating out a Tijuana prostitute while she is on her period.

The Mexican Guacomole tasted rather rank.

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Mexican Mudslide

When a girl sucks your dick, and shes between your legs and you have a case of tequila shits down her chest.

Pooooooooooooop Pooooooooooooooop Poooop

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