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A person that would say a monster energy drink is his water.
Kyle: happy mothers day mom
Kyle's mom: thanks for the heart shaped hole in the wall sweetie
A quirky fellow that will have a full conversation with the scammers that randomly text him. He’ll create wonderfully colorful backstories to confuse and annoy the would be scammer and then send follow up texts in the days following. Kyle’s will also refer to things that happen “the other day” even if it happened years prior. Kyle’s typically have a very normal sized yet wonderfully shaped penis that will make his partner climax several times while wailing like a banshee. If you bring a Kyle home make sure your roommates are out or you may have to share him.
Elisabeth, “ I brought a Kyle home last night and woke my neighbors”
faggot,makes people feel bad for them, ugly, doesn't take shower or brush teeth, no chance with maddie, and lies out of his ass.
damn i found the worst person its like a kyle.
Kyle is a man who’s good with his hands: a Mr. Fixit and master of the sexual arts.
Fuelled exclusively by Monster energy drink. Drywall’s biggest enemy.
His farts smell like Dominoes, his eyes are icy blue, and he has a ginger forest on his grundle.
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Kyle seemed high strung at first, but he seduced me with his sultry eyes and a good massage. We broke my bed but it was worth it.. plus, he fixed it while we waited for our Dominoes Pizza. A true Kyle
Kyle a guy who likes to talk to multiple girls at once, he usually goes for girls his age but he doesn’t mind once he finds a girl he dirty talks them untell they are uncomfortable or they block him, Kyle is very persistent but still very sexy and irresistible, Kyle’s usually workout a lot and look like they take steroids, if you know a Kyle they usually can’t pull a cone and talk a fuck ton of shit abt people who can
Girl 1: ew, is that Kyle?
Girl 2: RUN! He’s in a white van!
Kyle is a good liar. A major theif, He'll steal your kids piggy bank if he had the chance. Could be smart but chooses not to be. Fueled by anger and ignorance he sees himself as a self righteous. Do not give a Kyle your heart, he will toy with it. a major man whore. Complete fuck boy. Probably has some wide array of VDs. He likes to have fun at other people's expense, will laugh when you are at your worst. He needs everyone to like him. Has multiple women strung along at the same time. Can be found sexting all the time. Can never keep it in his pants. Can't seem to keep friends or girlfriends as he doesn't work well with other people. Mood swings on the daily. He can go from calm to angry in a minute. Hates being hurt physically, it makes him mad. A dumbass who doesn't know right from wrong. He'll even screw over his own family. Kyle can be creepy when he takes things too far. Makes all the dirty jokes and has a fucked up sense of humor. A real jerk. Huge ego and bad at spelling. Talks like a child. Thinks he's a gangster. Claims to know gangs and constantly using empty threats to to send 50 men to your door if you so much as look at him wrong. Kyle is always in fights, usually because he started it. He hated rules or authority. Dresses at times to pretend he has class. That's just because he's cocky and narcissistic. If that's not enough he's also a dead beat. Running away from all his problems. Doing ever drug he can get his hands on.RUN FAR AWAY FROM A KYLE.
You know kyle?
Run away. Save your sanity.