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Taking a shit on your partner without notice while having sex.
Last night I took a big shit on Stacey while we were doing it, boy was she ever surprised. Surprise shiza!
A game show where a mysterious entity called sana wreaks havoc on those she texts most often.
If you ever get texted Surprise it’s Sana, leave the country. You are in immediate danger.
When you remove a girl bra, and her breast are smaller than they looked, e.g. like Kinder Surprise, but instead of getting a good Surprise, you get disappointment
I took a girl home from the bar, and when I removed her bra, I got a Reverse Kinder Surprise
Principles kid flashed you after shutting his ass out in the urinal
Last night I heard some guy get a lil Smokey surprise. Bro was goin off the deep end I guess
The act of putting two fists in an orifice and one's dingly wingly between the fists.
Yo dude you know that girl Chelsea from science?
Yeah man what about her?
I gave her a coconut surprise!
Wow what a meatpony!
In order to make a new delhi surprise you will need the following :
1 Tea Bag,
2 Cups of whole milk,
2 tea spoons of white sugar,
137ml of male ejaculate.
One tasty drink.
My man made me a really good new delhi surprise this morning
a special booty surprise is when you are having anal sex and the girl accidentally shits on your dick
i was totally banging up Hannah last night when she gave me the special booty surprise