Russian beetroot

a blow job

imma give my boy a Russian beetroot tonight

Russian PC cooling

when instead of coolant in your water cooled PC you put vodka in it

Bob: I love water cooled PC's
Jim: I have one
Bob: Me to. where do you get you coolant from.
Jim: I don't use coolant, I do Russian PC cooling

I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

to russian it up

Slang used in programming circles, especially in South Asia. Used to refer to fixing an issue or solving a problem in the jankiest, simplest way possible, where the resulting code looks ugly, but the issue is fixed and the problem is solved.

"Man, this is due in an hour and even StackOverflow doesn't have a solution"
"I guess we're gonna have to Russian it up"

cold russian

Sex act, possibly in a dream sense., where one partner feeds the other a white claw; whilst holding said white claw with nothing more than their genitals.

So you’re the girl that gave my son a Cold Russian.

russian energy shot

Drinking monster while having sex.

I was so tired last night withy girl friend I had to pull a Russian energy shot.

Russian Pepsi

A carbonated liquid juice squirted from the anus of a fat woman that is released after she has sexual intercourse in the ass then in the vagina whilst on her period. Bottoms up.

Sarah: oh Mark, I'm on my period tonight

Mark: let me fuck you in the ass then fuck you in the pussy with my shit covered dick then I want you to squirt it over me like a Russian pepsi.