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The act of tipping over a port-o-potty. It can be tipped on either of its four sides. It only requires one person to tip, but for better effects after sploosh delay, it would require 2 people; one to tip it on it's door side (face), and the other to hold open the door while it's going down. After it is down, fireworks can be thrown inside for an added thrill. One must be careful not to step in the waste which is expelled from the port-o-potty after sploosh delay has occured. If the port-o-potty is behind a fence at a construction site, most of the time, those fences can easily be torn down to gain access. One must leave the area immediately after the port-o-potty is down, for it is quite loud, and if one is systematically tipping them in alleys, the cops tend to be called...
Hellraiser 1: Holy shit dude, that one we tipped had the biggest sploosh ever!!!
Hellraiser 2: Oh shit, there was someone in there!! Let's get the fuck outta here!!!
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A device that is used to determine how many fucks someone gives
*The fuck-o-meter confirms 0 fucks given*
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A scale used to determine precisely how "gangster" an individual(usually a wigger or poser) is during the day. This is usually based on apparel, way of talking, and possible dick-up-the-ass walking. This is measured in Guzmans or "guzies".
Yo dawg, check out Carlos today. He's matching his hat with his KFC uniform. That's like 9 guzies on the Swag-O-Meter!
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A play on "blogosphere," refers to a network of morbidly obese, mainly female bloggers who have chosen to believe that it is sexier and healthier to be 100 pounds overweight (because this is easier than putting down the Ben and Jerry's, turning off the computer and going for a walk).
Jessie: I read on the internet that eating twinkies deep fried in pure lard is actually good for your heart.
Annette: Ha! It sounds like you wandered into the fat-o-sphere.
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The ultimate orgasm. So unbelievably powerful that when ultimately released, years of abstinence-driven, self-imposed denial and pent-up sexual energy are suddenly 'super-nova liberated' in a spectacular display of sweaty, twisted, excess of pleasure, delight and satisfaction.
What's the reward for ultimately succumbing to natural carnal drive? Guilt, shame and sorrow for disappointing your god? Hell, no...you gets a Massive Shuddering-O. Enjoy!
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The time during the wee hours of the morning beginning at the first sign of light and ending as soon as the sun breaks the horizon. In relation to staying up all night, as this is the time in which most people realize they are looking sketchy and sleep deprived. Nothing fit for society comes from this time in circumstance. You have had your fun now go to bed.
"Thank God I got home before Sketch O' Clock, my neighbors might start judging me..."
"I went to this awesome party last week! We kept it raging way past Sketch O' Clock!"
A moderately famous YouTuber who makes funny, and sometimes satire videos about the anal´s of history. His sub-count as of writing is 3.32 Million, and his last video was made somewhere in the year 2019. It is commonly believed by the people of the Sam O´Nella SubReddit that he left because of college. It is my personal opinion that his channel is very underrated and deserves more attention, he´s funny AND educational.
Sam O´Nella is a fucking chad.