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Desi Indian who is just as tight and devious about their money as a stereotypical jew
Why do all the red dot Jews think they deserve a discount?
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1) A person whom resides in the Kalahari Desert of Northern Africa who subsides by feasting upon the descendants of Abraham, also known as the Jews. He then will collect their change purses and fashion ceremonial necklaces out of them. He then proceeds to sell the necklaces to white christian children in Ghana.
What happened to Isaac?
He was mauled by a African Jew Bear while on that safari he had been talking about...
Not another!
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the strange feeling you bought these shoes before
my wife had de ja jew while shopping at the mall the other day
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A sexual or not sexual act, the act of pooping in another persons hands whilst squatting.
Further more the recipient of the poop (the poo poo jew) must then perform the universal sign of money by rubbing fingers together with poop in hands.
You are a poo poo jew. You enjoy rubbing poop in your hands as currency
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Typical response to a comment made regarding:
When you get that bang for your buck..
When you find the bottom price on something..
When you get something on a BOGO offer..
When you get a very good deal on something...
"You won't believe this! I bought two brand new flicks on DVD for like..ten bucks!!"
"well done jew"
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"Talked those girl scouts into selling me 5 packs for the price of one"
"well done jew"
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A shallow water Jew is similar to a deep water Jew. It spends most of its time rubbing two golden coins together in its marshy home
"Dude while out croc hunting with crocodile Dundee we saw a shallow water Jew!"
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A big boy who is a Jew. He likes Fatebags. He loves a good schnitzel in the morning. Oh ya.
Conner was a Big Boy Jew today. He needed to stop . So he got fated.
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