Rural Dictionary

The golden 5 enders

Are a series of words which are used to tell someone to shut up in persian. And they are used either alone.or together to emphasize on the level of annoyance that person is experiencing. Sometimes the user would say "ayy" to further emphasize their point. Ex: AYY KOOFT.

Kooft: shut up
Dard: pain
Marg: death
Maraaz: Disease
Zahre mar: snake's toxin

S:so I found out she has herpes
Y: ah man you definitely have herpes now.ha ha ha

S: kooft. Dard. Marg.Maraaz. Zahre mar.

These are the golden 5 enders

by Loooooooooooooooooooooooooo999 April 2, 2019

golden ring wash

when instead of wiping your ass after you shit, you just bend your soft cock back and piss it clean

steve walks into motel room with old southern motel owner
old skinny southern guy in overalls- this is the room, only 30 bucks for the night
steve- not bad but theres no toilet paper
old skinny southern guy- not a problem
steve- so youll get more
old skinny southern guy- no need for all that city witchery, just giv er a good ol golden ring wash
steve- wtf is that? when you piss the shit off your ass?
old skinny southern guy- yep
steve- o.. thats actualy a good idea and helps protect the ozone

by rawdogkilla November 10, 2013

golden butt chug

When your milf dominatrix fists your anus violently then urinates into your gaping orifice.

Last night Timmy’s mom made me do the golden butt chug and now I’m addicted

by Memewhore94 January 4, 2018

Golden Earring Syndrome

AKA "We Cannot Go On Without You."

Golden Earring Syndrome is when a group immediately stops existing when a very important member is permanently out of commission, usually due to an abrupt death or illness.

Golden Earring Syndrome was named for the band Golden Earring, which disbanded in February 2021 after nearly sixty years when it was revealed that the lead singer, George Kooymans, had been diagnosed with ALS two months prior.

by Someone who kinda exists June 21, 2021