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When you go on a date with a girl and you thought it went well and then you try to hangout with her again and she says yes and then bails by using an excuse such as “I feel so sick.” Absolutely clusterfucking your feelings and your night.
I was going to go hangout with Chloe but she got the 2nd Date Sickness while I was on my way to her house.
1) (noun) When you and your significant other are spending date night doing nothing but vaping, your blue vape and her pink vape, most likely at home on the couch watching netflix with your dog and cat..
2) (verb) When you're on a date and fill the silence with vaping, usually to the distain of your hot date, who doesn't appreciate the huge billowing clouds in her face.. at the table, inside the restaurant, while she's eating..
1) "honey, will you give me a foot rub? they're killing me!"
"or, better idea.. how about we engage in consensual date-vape instead?"
2) "how was your first date with mike?"
"ugh, a disaster! so, he was funny, smart, and super hot, but he date-vaped me the entire time!"
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When you and your girl go on a date and her mom comes too, but it's ok because she pays for everything.
Bro me and my girl had plans but then her mom came and turned it into a Janine Date.
When a musician says they have a date with Cristofori, they are referring to Bartolomeo Cristofori, the inventor of the pianoforte. It means they need to go practice the piano.
Girl 1: Want to go to the basketball game tonight? I have an extra ticket.
Girl 2: Sorry. I have a date with Cristofori.
Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.
Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram
Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her
When someone films a sex tape without the knowledge of the other party.
Aliyah was astounded when she found it she was a victim of date tape after finding Cameron’s camera
When you are not exclusively dating only one person. When your dating around.
Sarah and Andrew seem to be cadillac dating because they haven't made it exclusive.