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Kassidy wants to have ice cream in the woods with Erik.
Having sex with a girl on their period and letting the blood dry on your peines
Oh my God me and my girl tried Rusty wooding it was great
George Butler doesn’t get morning wood, he IS MORNING WOOD!!!
What Pinocchio no longer had to contend with after becoming a real boy.
Actually, it would likely have been da other way around --- having no flesh or blood, everyone's favorite puppet most likely could not have gotten a hard-on even if he'd wanted one, plus da elderly carver Geppetto very likely didn't even give Pinocchio a "woodpecker" in da first place. After he became a real boy and was overjoyed to be able to wake up and see his own supple flesh instead of just dense dry tree-fiber, however, he would have also gained all of his "normal male human" bodily organs, and so he might indeed have had to deal with embarrassing "morning wood", especially in a few years when he became a teenager.
when you have an erection before 10;00, without committing to masturbation
man, this is some great morning wood
Your morning boner, for boys.
Lola: *takes the covers off* well u have morning wood.
Tom: scrumpsilucios.
When you get a boner in the morning (mostly at 6:00 AM)
Man i got that Morning wood this sucks
now im horny
i gotta check my sock and computer
*30 mins later*
Ah, satisfied.