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When you try to cum but piss comes out instead
Ah shit! I just got a Kinder Egg Surprise !
a egg looking person and is very loud and has a 70% chance of being dropped on his head.
Rick:'' look at him"
bob: "Hes such a loud egg head"
When a man puts feces on the backside of his balls, or scrotum. The man leaves the feces on the back of the scrotum. Once he goes to engage in coitus he rubs the tip of his penis on the back of his scrotum, covering the tip in feces, giving it the appearance of a chocolate egg.
“I heard Brad and Angelina got a divorce because he gave her a Kinder Surprise Egg” “Dude, Chris Gave Chelsea a Kinder Surprise Egg last night!”
the end result of over easy, or scrambled eggs gone horribly horribly wrong usually ends up in a yellow and brown mess that tastes delicious no matter how disgusting it looks. usually made after a long night of partying and got too lazy to flip right.
Eric : Bro My fuccin head is killing me i need some food
Jerome : Dude don't worry, Pdawg made some egg mush special
Eric : Damn it might go in the same way it comes out
When you’ve beaten your meat so much that your “Eggs” no longer produce anything. See also Shooting Blanks
Damn, fifth day of DDD? You must be overbeating your eggs.
A phrase that only the smartest use, Hamilton egg salad can mean many things. The person who asks you, “do you agree with Hamilton egg salad?” Don’t be confused, cause the right answer is always googa or yes. But make sure the person who says this is ok and mentally stable.
“Hamilton egg salad.”
“What??”
“Hamilton. Egg. Salad.”
“What is a hamilton egg salad”
“When the ham or of the salad of Hamilton.”
to expose someone's deepest darkest secrets
Me: Yo we gotta crack Mily like an egg.
Sammy: wtf is wrong with you
Shreeto: stop saying that man
Me: ... she will be cracked like an egg ...