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the tightest of all homies, if you think you and your friend are tighter than them you're wrong
"yo man wheres your girlfriend"
"idk she said she was with john and aidan though"
"shes getting plowed rn"
Simply guitar Jesus
Founding member and guitarist for Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, and more
Legend has it he could play 69,420,000 notes per second
You’ll never be better than him, period
You’re trying to cover a John Petrucci solo? Forget about it.
John Smith is a basic name for a person. John Smith is also a name for an annoying person(like the name Ken).
Person one, “what’s your name”
Person two, “I’m John Smith”
Person 1, “that is a basic name, plus also . . . You’re acting like a Ken right now”
A epic man that likes cheeseburgers and Fortnite
John Romeo like cheese.
Touching kids in an un-kind manner, often agressively.
Did you just John Devoe that kid?
Ew! No!
A man with a beard of fire that will knuckle fuck your cocksucker into oblivion. He will claim your woman with his absolutely average penis
The John Horton knuckle fucked my cocksucker and fucked my wife
A gentleman, a ladies man. Some have said “he’s like a fine wine”. Loves to cook and is a pasta maker. Usually will rock a Porche and is from Strong Island.
I want to be like John Westminster when I grow up.