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if someone ask you that if you fish is sleeping it is just upside down on top of the fish bowl and to dispose of it is to flush it down the toilet.
P.S don't tell your kids
Son: is my fish sleeping
Mom: yes my son it is now go back to your room
Son: ok
Mom: honey go flush it down the toilet
(verb)
a word used when you don't know how to spell " slept "
I only sleeped for three hours last night!
To be forcefully put to sleep against one’s will
Sarah hasn’t slept enough, guess she has to be SLEEPED for proper rest
The awesome trifecta of eating some food, beating off, and then night night.
Larry didn’t want to spend Thanksgiving with his family. Instead he chose to eat beat sleep.
The perfect day - eat some food, rub one out, night night.
My brother does nothing but hang out at home and eat beat sleep. He didn’t even go to Thanksgiving.
When a women(preferably 400-700 pounds in weight to ensure size) shoves a moby huge up her anus several times to open the bag up. The man or women then proceeds to climb in the ass and then fully close the anus around them creating a safe sleeping bag for naps, sleep and even hibernation.
“Oh yeah man I fell great I meet some whore who let me do a South Carolina Sleeping Bag
A nightmarish scenario where one fantasizes of being chased through the woods by men in pig masks carrying chloroform; Aroused by the overwhelming stress and fears that threaten to knock you out cold.
I had the wildest sleeping pig in band camp. 😏