That's a, that's a surprise

A common phrase used in pubs and bars all around Melbourne, often heard in response to a statement or question where nothing more can be contributed to a conversation

The latest bureau of statistics data shows our love affair with beer has drooped

That's a, that's a surprise

Elephant Graveyard Surprise

The act of unknowingly sticking two fingers up your partners ass real quick, once they turn around surprised the you smear your fingers across their forehead while saying “Simbaah” from the lion king. (The elephant graveyard is the dark land in Lion King)

Last night I gave my girl an Elephant Graveyard Surprise and she was not happy.

vodka surprise

A simple mixed drink consisting of any random flavored vodka + soda water. Basically a vodka soda but flavored.

Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.

I’d like a vodka surprise please, anything but orange.

South Pole Surprise

When you stick your pecker through the bottom of an ice cream cone. Another party then provides oral sex and must get you off before the ice cream gives them a brainfreeze. If you ejaculate before the ice cream is gone, you must finish the cone yourself.

"I hear if you tip $10, the chick at the ice cream shop will give you a South Pole Surprise."

shitty surprise

This sexual act can only be performed once in a relationship. If done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.

Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!

Guy 1: " Yeah, I gave her a Shitty Surprise last night"
Guy 2: "I did it the other week with my ex"

Pube surprise

When a food server becomes angry with the customer and adds their secret ingredient into the item being served. This is the next step above spitting in one's food.

Tino: "I was a jerk to that vendor. I hope he doesn't do anything to my ice cream."
Brendan: "He was very angry. You probably got his pube surprise."

surprise tool

You say this when you wanna fuck some chick, but you do not want to tell them right away that its involving dicks, so you just say it is a surprise tool. It is pretty obvious though if your chicks horny.

1: So what are we doing at your house?
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)