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When refering to rock hard tits that are protruding from a ladies brazier; when a woman jumps and her boobs arent affected by the reactionary effects of gravity.
dude did you see the cafeteria lady today? her knuckle tits were bustin the seams
(while watching a 70s porn) dammit man, they just dont make em like they used to, shes must have pure steel loaded into those mammoth cannons
person 1) have you felt those knuckle tits yet
person 2) boob job gone bad man
person 1) it got a little weird didnt it
Tit nazi (noun)
1. a woman whose prominent breasts substitute for respectful interaction with others
2. A woman who makes up in tits what she lacks in superego super ego = psychic apparatus that moderates the ego according to social and moral norms
Tit nazied (verb)
1. the act of disrespecting others as a result of feeling superior due a sense of entitlement that arises from one’s breasts
“Tit tripping” (intransitive verb)
- the experience of being in control of a social situation because of the power arising from the prominence of one’s breasts
"My bartender is an asshole, but her tits keep me coming back. She's such a tit nazi."
“Look how much of an asshole I can be, and yet they keep coming back. I’m so tit tripping.”
“I tit tripped my way into making a lot of tips.”
a woman with a particularly low hanging rack due to extreme usage, and lack of bra, due to a low paying job.
"God dammit Wendy get your trailer tits sister off of the couch and find her a job."
guy 1: have you met that new girl?
guy 2: dora?
guy 1: who cares about her name?! the mexi-tit!
another way of saying you got fucked over. can also be used as a noun: ass-tit/ ass-tits
also another way of calling someone an asshole
the refs didn't call any penalties on the other team. they were being such ass-tits
omg that guy dumped me over text. he totally ass-titted me
tits, covered in a huge pile of cum. usually very drippy, and salty.
Eugene pulled out of Kamaya and gave her some mayonaise tits.
When something is so incredibly rock hard that there is no other way to express it.
Harder than a black man's raging boner, something that is "hard as tits" is capable of breaking reinforced concrete, and in some cases diamonds.
DAMMIT, these fish sticks are as HARD AS TITS!!!!!!