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When dinner is at 7, but they are “20 min away” at 7:30.
When you are getting ready for bed and he says, didn’t I tell you? We have plans for dinner with X and X at 8!
When you get a phone call saying they’ll be there in an hour, but you were unaware you were having company, even though it had been “planned” last year.
Aw, you got Odenwellered.
Haha, you’re getting Odenwellered!
Putting an annoying old person ( or ANY annoying person) out of their misery by suffocation.
I told my kids to "Get the Pillow" if I become a crazy old lady.
When you get body slammed by a 300 pound man covered in shit from 8 feet above you.
I was in the bathroom taking a piss and all of a sudden a man yells GET HATCHED! He jumped over the stall and landed on me ass first while breaking the toilet.
A very unfortunate event that happens with your friends, such as spilling your baja blast in a Taco Bell or missing out on a joke
Ha, get Baja’d idiot, shoulda know better than squeezing your drink
It is like getting rickrolled. They send you a video of the part where Kris Jenner from the Kardashian dances in the song Lady Marmalade from the Moulin Rouge. Sometimes with a text saying "Get krissed". For the people that don't know what's rickrolling, I think it is better for you to understand because getting krissed is very close to rickrolling.
Jeanne: "You guys you need to watch this video, this is the saddest video I have ever watched in my entire life"
Rick: "Ok..."
But Rick doesn't know he is getting krissed. Instead of a sad video, it is kris Jenner dancing to Lady Marmalade.
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Chris is watching Jan's Instagram story, he's fav YouTuber. UH-OH!, Jan says on one of her stories she will stop posting no more videos cause she needs a break from social media. She says that we can swipe up to get to know more about it. Chris swipes but then gets sent into a video WHICH IS KRIS JENNER DANCING TO LADY MARMALADE. Do you imagine getting krissed by your fav YouTuber?
thou fools man like a true gangsta
I was gaming last night and some dude gangsta'd me and said get gangsta'd!
The process of being killed by Sans or SANESS by a bones or Tom Blasters.
Get dunked on bitch! If we were really friends you won’t come back!