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stupid 1: could jesus suck his own dick?
stupid 2: ofc he could, he could even fuck himself
Used for years to describe women who engage in large amounts of unprotected sex with random men and doesn't clean their vagina's out of men's cum after sex, which leaves a thick white residue like cheese behind that last for days without cleaning.
Did you hear about the guy who picked up a chick last night? He was rubbing his dick against the cheese grater and got enough cheese to last a week!
A lesbian love act where one has a drumstick inserted in the booty.
Can also be done with a non-lesbian couple if one of them is Max from FIDDLAR.
I saw FIDDLAR last night, and had a dream about Max where I punched out the back window of his Subaru.
The act of performing a right hook punch to someones forehead until it breaks the skin causing massive swelling to the to the head, giving the victim the appearance of having a muffin for an upper skull.
"There's no way those two Nigerians would have let him survive a fight, they would peel his muffin cap back blue!"
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basically tsukishima is really hot and i kinda have a thing for hands so if im in a mood ill eat his hands
Me: damn look at tsukishimas hands they look like fries 😋😋
Yamaguchi: thats why my fav food is fries 😻😻
Me & Yamaguchi: tsukishima is hot i eat his hands
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Then we have a big party.
Throw the Jew down the Well. So my country can be free. You must grab him by his horns. Then we have a big party.
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A quote made famous for its use in season 1 of Supernatural. Implies that the driver of a vehicle chooses what music they and the passengers will listen to while whoever is riding shotgun must stay quiet.
Sam: You gotta update your music collection. Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.
Dean: Well, house rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole
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