Fucking ur fuckie dad fuck shit bitch cunt

The moment when your girlfriend/bf calls you when ur fucking their dad

Phone wrings:

You: YEs

Gf/Bf: what are you doing???
You Fucking ur fuckie dad fuck shit bitch cunt

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Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back

I am sorry but if your dad said this there is a 100.0% chance that your dad left you. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and never came back

My Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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i keep seeing divorced dad energy

pls urban dictionairy i dont care about divorced dad energy im not a divorced dad gfyqqygwfwh
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me: i keep seeing divorced dad energy
Urban dictionairy: divorced dad energy
me: pls let my family go

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national make your dad buy you starbucks day

October 13 is national make your dad buy you starbucksday.

did you know today was national make your dad buy you starbucks day?

No i did not!

我爸是李刚 "My dad is Li Gang!"

It's usually used satirically. It's a popular saying in China that has come to symbolize corruption. Specifically, the arrogant notion of some children of the privileged class that their parents' clout shields them from suffering the consequences of their misconduct

Grocery Store Owner: "Hey kid! Pay for that candy bar, or else I'll call the cops!"

Kid (running away with candy bar): "Screw you! 我爸是李刚 "My dad is Li Gang!"

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How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is approximately 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is an approximate 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.

I will visit dad too if he made a business but how?

I will visit dad too if he made a business but how?

I will visit dad too if he made a business but how?

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