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When you cut ass into someone's mouth, and then they exhale it out with a foul smell of ass.
I farted into this beezy's mouth last night and when she blew it out of her mouth she looked and smelled like a stinky dragon.
I gave this girl a stinky dragon and her breath still stinks
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When you're about to spunk, shove your dick to the back of your girl's throat so deep that she chunders like a dragon. Continue to cum in her hair making it white like Khaleesi's from 'Game of Thrones'.
Guy 1: "Did you watch the new game of thrones last night?"
Guy 2: "I wish I did, but I was too busy making my girl the mother of dragons"
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V. When one pees in each urinal and stall in a bathroom during one trip
Man, Chad is so good at slaying the dragon. I heard he's done it in every bathroom in the school.
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when doing the same thing as a white dragon u punch her in the nose so her snot and blood mix to create the colour orange...and also there is a dragon for every other colour so i decided to make one about orange
i punched her in her stuffed nose so it was an orange dragon.
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When you ejaculate in a girls mouth and push her head down rela fast so shes chokes and all the cum flys out her nose
I angry dragoned that bitch and cum shot our her nose
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When a chick is giving you a blowjob, you hit her on the back of the head, right as you are about to cum, then when you cum it will shoot out her nose.
dude I totally angry dragoned your mom last night!!
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Putting your dick in glitter and then having sex with a girl while they are PMSing.
Guy 1: Hey, what did you get up to last night?
Guy 2: My GF was being a bitch so I had to dip my dick in glitter to do her.
Guy 1: Wow, talk about Chroming the Dragon.
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