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When a female is on a certain u.t.i med containing iodine and releases urine during orgasm
After fingering his girlfriend to orgasm Clarance experienced orange finger.
When a couple is smoothly travelling to second base but the woman is afraid that she will contract AIDS so she forces her partner to have a good old finger scrub before proceeding
"Dude, did you make it to second base last night?"
"Yeah man, but she made me get a finger scrub beforehand"
"Oh, those damn finger scrubs!"
Fingering a girl with a yeast infection
I finger fucked her and got porridge fingers
When a guy has boney hands with skin the same texture as crocodile skin fingers his partner.
Girl 1: Lazaro gave me his crocodile fingers yesterday, my insides feel torn!
Girl 2: Wish my boyfriend had rough hands, he moisturisers so much it feels like raw chicken.
The cavity inbetween a Woman’s legs
I walked into my nans bedroom to find her shoving a broom into her ‘finger pouch’
When you wipe your ass from the front and use your middle finger to snag every last particle of poo.
Mark: What do you mean you wipe your ass from the front? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Mitch: Hells ya, I gotta utilalize my drag finger!