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A 'poof ninja' is the most extremely radical creature in all the galaxy. It can poof from one place to another and sneak up behind you. This usually leads to slicing your throat open and screaming poof!
Elissa: Dakota is a poof Ninja!
Vikki: So I've heard!
Dakota: *Poofs* *Slices Vikki's throat open* POOOOOOOOOF!!!!!
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while a having sex, a girl is licking the guys asshole and the guy farts then does a back flip and fucks the girl doggy style.
guy 1: Yo you know that Jenny chick.
guy 2: Oh yeah that hot blonde?
guy 1: Yeah last night she came over and i gave her a sneaky ninja.
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when a lazy person waits until a another is sleeping to sneak in and try to have sex with them.
he waited until i was passed out on his couch and then snuck in and pulled the lazy ninja.
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When an individual flatulates in public and promptly flees the area prior to acknologement of the foul odor.
I had beer farts this morning at work, had to pull the ol' ninja vanish.
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The most fucked up cartoon in the world!
Think the writers smoked a ton of weed while creating it.
Sick crackheads!
How Ninja Turtles was made:
Writer1: Dude! lets make a cartoon about some ninjas!
Writer2: Omg yeah! I'm thinking animals man! like tigers or something!
Writer1: Nooo dude! turtles! mutated psycho turtles!
Writer2: That's sick! What should we name them? Shogun?
Writer1: Hell no. Lets name them after som freaking italian painting men!
Writer2: Oh kk. Do they live in Italy?
Writer1: NO! Italy is FAIL! They live in the sewer... with their mutated rat sensei! And they call eachother Dude all the time!
Writer2: Duuuude! hand me another spliff...
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A legendary moron, known for plaguing acmlm's board with his lameness.
I am AE gimme romz I suk LOLOLOOLOOLL!!!!11111oneone
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The stealth and silent act of masturbating with other people in the room. A properly executed Ninja Defuse leaves all other people in the room unknowing of your deed. Most common in college dormitories and sexless relationships.
Guy 1: Dude i'm really horny, i need to go rub one out but my roommate is always sitting around playing Call of Duty.
Guy 2: Bro you need to try a Ninja Defuse.
Guy 1: WTF is that?
Guy 2: Just throw your covers over yourself in bed, and masturbate while he isn't paying attention, but keep quiet or you'll get caught!
Guy 1: Oh damn son! You're a genius!
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