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1. A sexual situation wherein a woman is taken home by a man and blindfolded. The man then removes the blindfold to reveal his friends standing around her in a semicircle.
2. A Brigandine tactic where Dryst gets Dimensioned into a circle of hydras, whereupon he gets the beatdown.
The college dropout rate for females is rising severely, due in no small part to the rising popularity of the hydra surprise.
when you're fucking a bitch and midway through you kick her in the vagina and nut deep in that hoe
last night I gave my wife a cuntpunch surprise and now I'm sleeping on the couch
When an unmarried Mormon couple shit on each other for non-intercourse sexual gratification that keeps them in the good graces of the Angel Moroni.
Every Saturday, Conner and Abby split a large Cincinnati Stew then share a messy Provo Surprise before cuddling in a hot pile of shit and watch the BYU game.
When a female(s) recieve a surprise tickling of their vaginal lip(s)
Oh I can't believe I got a surprise lip tickle last night!
It's Midnight and the mood is right just roll on over on her and give her the Midnight surpriser. Caution to many unprotected incursions will lead to a baby surpriser.
I normally get horny at night,she's alseep by 9 and im horny by midnight so wake her up with my favorite the midnight surpriser
when someone vents without permission - normally out of nowhere
W: “dude, J surprise vented again when i woke up from my nap earlier this afternoon”
M: “no way are you okay?”
W: “surprise venting sucks!”
When you are in your hotel room in Vegas and you take a shit in the toilet and then put the top down with out flushing.
You Dave check it out - i just took a shit and didn't flush. Chris is about to get a Vegas Surprise!!!!