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Legs that were once covered with untamed man hairs, but were shaved to reveal baby-smooth skin that resembles that of a Ken doll.
Girl, how do you feel about your man's Ken-doll legs?
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this one the girl as to be very flexible. the position where the girl puts on leg on the guy’s shoulder and they have sex standing up
guy: are you flexible
girl: yes y
guy: lets do the lusty leg lift
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A man goes inside a stuffed caribou carcass and a woman proceeds to mount the carcass with his erect penis that is replacing the traditional caribou penis.
We snuck into Cabelas last night and Tom and I did the Five Legged Caribou.
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A problem. Whenever you can't do something, you can't get your leg over the whale. When you need help doing something, you need help getting over the whale.
Jen: Man, I've gotta do 5 days worth of homework in one hour. I'm never gonna get my leg over the whale.
Bill: Hey, can you bring me that dolly? I'm trying to move this huge box and I need some help getting over the whale.
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The most preciously, rarestly gorgoues girl you know. A 3-leg pussy cat attracts lots of attention naturally.
Hey Kitty, you are my 3-leg kat!
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A pirate lacking his third leg
and either his 1st or 2nd leg
resulting in his total number of legs being less than 2, i.e. 1
Avast me, one of me legs has been removed by this here sharp sword - Ill have to be a land lubber for the rest of me days.
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when you can't talk on the phone in canada you've twitted your legs and ended up in the hospital for 3 days
It sucks you twitted your legs so you can only be in contact by email.
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