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An intellectual smarter than Albert Einstein and Crixz Combind
Hey Popeyes Rat, wanna play some minceraft?
An unemployed twink who spends all his time on the golf course in search if a sugar daddy.
Me: David, what have you been doing since you were laid off?
David: i’ve been spending my days at the country club checking out the studs.
Me: Oh David you’re such a golf rat.
David :Gotta pay the bills somehow!
A person that is obsessed with collecting the tarry residue from pipes used to smoke marijuana. This residue gives a mild buzz when smoked and is used as a last resort by some smokers. A resin rat will go to great lengths to get this tarry substance and will even smoke it when bud is present.
Man 1: Wow, Jim is really going to town on that bowl.
Man 2: Yeah, he's a regular old resin rat.
A prostitute at a boat dock. A girl who loiters at any location that can be described as a boating port, looking for a sexual encounter
The crew was excited to find some boat rats after a long voyage on the seas.
The anus of the rat. I don't give a rat's hiney means I don't give a shit, I don't care, it is the same to me, it is not my business, something that is careless
I don't give a rat's hiney if I lose my job.
The last rat to leave a sinking ship is the Rat Captain.
1. an employee of a failing businesses, who has no real authority but still insists on sticking it out for as long as possible, despite that everyone at their level or below is quitting.
2. middle management of a failing business who is helping all of their subordinates to get good severance packages before they leave themselves.
"you gotta bail on that job already you Rat Captain, they aren't going to promote you when they're in liquidation"
When your completely wasted the night before and the next day you wake up feeling like a total trash bag. You are in rat mode. You snack a little like a rat then you take a rat nap. It’s a vicious cycle that happens over and over until you finally feel de-ratted and are ready to go back out to the bar or club only to find yourself ratted again needing a rat nap.
Meatball went out to club 110 with BEAVIS last night. Man they totally drank themselves nearly to death. Good thing they stayed in today and took a few rat naps. They’ll be back tomorrow ready to grow their rat tails back.